Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
ANDY ROONEYAlways keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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