Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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