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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.

Andy Rooney

Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Hate Last Luggage Oneself Yourself
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Learning Love Show Yourself
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself

I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.

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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.

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