I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
ANDY ROONEYAge is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
ANDY ROONEY







