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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

Andy Rooney

No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Hate Last Luggage Oneself Yourself
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Expensive Goodness Rule Small Yourself
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

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