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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

Andy Rooney

Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Hate Last Luggage Oneself Yourself

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