Death is nature’s way of killing you.
BILL MAHERI don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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