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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.

Bill Maher

I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Difference Religion Talk Voice
Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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Easy Hairs Herself Home Sex Woman World
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Advantage Atheist Time Yourself
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Police Religious Reminder Understand
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Connection Greatness Internet Network
The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Goal Power Slogan
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Arab Date Goodness Man Result Talk Woman
Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Death Kill Nature Way Yourself
Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Consensus Religion Sanity
Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Himself Intention Object Room Strange Way
People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Activist People Sexuality Stop
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Conservative Illegal Myself Serious Sexuality Work

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