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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

Andy Rooney

You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Learning Love Show Yourself
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth

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