“Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.”

I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.

I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.

In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.

I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!

It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.

You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.

Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.

How can I be of the greatest service doing that which I most enjoy doing?

Aging can be fun if you lay back and enjoy it.

Enjoy your life. Let loose, party hard and just have a good time.

To me that’s a reflection of love, when someone can see you enjoying yourself, and want to participate, or want to encourage, or want to help you to do something that you enjoy.

I am really not interested in the cinema. I loathed it when I started six years ago, and I don’t enjoy it even now.

Everything happening around me is very random. I am enjoying the phase, as the journey is far more enjoyable than the destination.

To be a mother, a housewife, never cost me any sacrifice – I savored every minute of those years.

Enjoy life, it has an expiration date.