The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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