One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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