We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
ANDY ROONEY