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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
ANDY ROONEY

Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
ANDY ROONEY

One Liner Work
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
ANDY ROONEY

End Live People Remember Teacher
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person

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