Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
ANDY ROONEY
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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