Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
ANDY ROONEYIf, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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