I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
ANDY ROONEYIf, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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