Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
ANDY ROONEYIf, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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