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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
ANDY ROONEY

Deserve Learning Myself Smile
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
ANDY ROONEY

Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
ANDY ROONEY

Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time

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