The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
ANDY ROONEYWe’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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