Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
ANDY ROONEYWe’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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