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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.

Andy Rooney

I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
ANDY ROONEY

Country Hate Loud Patriot People
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
ANDY ROONEY

Basic Education Life Myself Need

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