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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

Bill Maher

The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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Conservative Human Money Myself Profit Universal
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Need Requirement Responsibility Right
When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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Office People Silence Talk
False hope really makes you cynical.
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Fake Feeling Hope Yourself
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Difference People Prayer Religious Warm Yourself
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Enterprise Religious Rich Sales Start Yourself
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Check Funny People Support
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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Mistake Necessary Past Person Wisdom
I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Myself Political Sensitive Truth
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Certain Ideas People Problem

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