Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
BILL MAHERThe plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
BILL MAHERI always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
BILL MAHERYou want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
BILL MAHERThe plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
BILL MAHERThe problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
BILL MAHERTo most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
BILL MAHERIf Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
BILL MAHEROne of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
BILL MAHERThe Drug War is an addiction, really.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
BILL MAHERYou know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
BILL MAHERLet’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
BILL MAHERIn America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
BILL MAHERIn Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
BILL MAHERIf you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
BILL MAHERI feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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