If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
BILL MAHERIf you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
BILL MAHERI think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
BILL MAHERI think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
BILL MAHERReligion is detrimental to the progress of society.
BILL MAHERTo a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
BILL MAHERJim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
BILL MAHERThere’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
BILL MAHERWomen cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
BILL MAHERCurious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
BILL MAHERCan we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
BILL MAHERFunny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
BILL MAHERPeople have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
BILL MAHERReligion is insanity by consensus.
BILL MAHERAt some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
BILL MAHERIf conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
BILL MAHERThe cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
BILL MAHER