Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
AMBROSE BIERCEPAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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