The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
AMBROSE BIERCEHe who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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