A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
AMBROSE BIERCEHe who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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