IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
AMBROSE BIERCEHe who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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