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Ambrose Bierce Quote - Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Degree Independence Intellectual
MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Belief Body History Invention Original People True
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Add Fools Funny Himself Time
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Love Marriage Sanity Temporary
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Act Repeat Word
True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Man Philosophy True Woman
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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Appearance Art Color Fools White
Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Best Gift God Man
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Affair Assurance Future Happiness Prosperity Time
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Fake Fools History Important Rule
RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Assassination Character Weapon
Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Box Defend Democracy Stage
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Death Edit Revision Sin
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Blacksmith Cloth Kind Man
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Fear Hope Ignorance Known Religion
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Leadership Philosophy Road

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