Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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