Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
AMBROSE BIERCEThe only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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