Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
AMBROSE BIERCEThe only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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