Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
AMBROSE BIERCERUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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