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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

Lily Tomlin

After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Actor Community Famous Myself Stage Yourself
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

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