Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINHow to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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