I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTINHow to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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