Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
STEVE MARTINHow to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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