A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
STEVE MARTINI love money. I love everything about it.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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