A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
STEVE MARTINNo art comes from the conscious mind.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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