Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
NORM MACDONALDI don’t have any ambition.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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