Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
NORM MACDONALDYou can’t love your team without hating another team.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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