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You know when you’re sitting on a chair and you lean back so you’re just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
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When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?
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I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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