This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
NORM MACDONALDSome people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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