You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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