Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTINTeaching is, after all, a form of show business.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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