I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINTeaching is, after all, a form of show business.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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