I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
STEVE MARTINBoy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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