I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
STEVE MARTINActing has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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