It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANI shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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I told you I was sick.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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