“If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?”

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

In my house there’s this light switch that doesn’t do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said ‘cut it out’

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.

Clones are people two.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it’s unbelievably clear.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.

You know when you’re sitting on a chair and you lean back so you’re just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.

Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.

The United States of America can be defined by one word: possibilities.

The chief duty of the National Government in connection with the currency of the country is to coin money and declare its value.

Please wear a mask. Covid is spreading quickly again and masks help keep people healthy and keep the country open.

India is a country that shares the values of freedom, democracy, basic human rights and the rule of law with the United States and Japan.

America has bent the arc of the moral universe towards justice.

I want there to be great expectations for Japan.

I have experienced failure as a politician and for that very reason, I am ready to give everything for Japan.

There are always various issues in the world, but Japan will contribute to solving them under the banner of proactive pacifism.