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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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I installed a skylight in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious!
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”.
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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, ‘The whole time.
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Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
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Half the people you know are below average.
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