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Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’
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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
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