If it’s a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
STEVEN WRIGHTIf at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
More Steven Wright Quotes
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell.
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Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
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