How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
STEVE MARTINWith comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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