There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
STEVE MARTINWith comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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