I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
STEVEN WRIGHTEveryone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
More Steven Wright Quotes
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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Clones are people two.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’
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I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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