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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.

Will Rogers

Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People

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