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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.

Will Rogers

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth

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