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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.

Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track

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