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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

W. C. Fields

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison
I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Habit Mad Myself Weird
I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Food Funny
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Face Man Time
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Animal Hands Myself See
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Goodness Lost Myself Night Thankful
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings

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