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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

W. C. Fields

Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Food Funny
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Ambitious Myself Tree
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
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Care Husband Wife
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

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