Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
W. C. FIELDSI certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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I drink therefore I am.
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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