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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Doctor Togetherness
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Face Man Time
I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Togetherness Travel
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Death Necessary Sex Yourself
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

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