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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

W. C. Fields

If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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Appearance Help People Sex Ugly
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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Better Sex Worst
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

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