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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Need Quit Stupidity Time
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Togetherness Travel
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Belief Trust Yourself
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Excellence Friendship Future Present Reason Remember
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird

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