If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
W. C. FIELDSComedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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I drink therefore I am.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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