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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.

W. C. Fields

You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Togetherness Travel
When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Belief Trust Yourself
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Need Quit Stupidity Time
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Start
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison

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