Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
W. C. FIELDSI used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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You can’t cheat an honest man.
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I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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