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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

W. C. Fields

I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
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Care Husband Wife
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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Doctor Force Myself
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View

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