During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
W. C. FIELDSDuring one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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