I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FIELDSComedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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You can’t cheat an honest man.
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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I never met a kid I liked.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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