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Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.

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I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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Doctor Force Myself
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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