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Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.

W. C. Fields

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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Appearance Help People Sex Ugly
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Togetherness Travel
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Business Laugh Oneself People Purpose Serious
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
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Care Husband Wife
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Face Man Time
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home

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