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I like children. If they’re properly cooked.

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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Deep Reality Tragedy
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Business Laugh Oneself People Purpose Serious
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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Better Sex Worst
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Myself Religion Time

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