I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FIELDSI only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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I never eat before breakfast.
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My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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