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I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.

W. C. Fields

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Food Live Lost Struggle Travel
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
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Care Husband Wife
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
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Funny Home Start Time
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself

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